1. starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE


Waking up in the morning

    starrysleeper:

    dynamesvirtue:

    shadogal94:

    hartbigshipper:

    gennycidersyo:

    peaceluvmusic:

    reprimandtheirdaughters:

    mandopony:

    ethiopienne:

    COLLEGE

    GROWING UP

    KILLING SPIDERS

    FINALS

    TALKING TO PEOPLE

    INTERVIEWS

    PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

    MASS EFFECT

    LIFE

    Waking up in the morning

    Reblogged from: sprite-vodka
  2. novelteathought:

    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

    image

    okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

    Reblogged from: sprite-vodka
  3. totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.


O mah gad i died of laughter

    totallynotmisha:

    2002bape:

    YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

    please read this whole thing.

    O mah gad i died of laughter

    Reblogged from: roux-sama
  4. I'll try to give solid answers.

    • 1) Sexuality?
    • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
    • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
    • 4) What do you think about most?
    • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
    • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
    • 7) What's your strangest talent?
    • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
    • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
    • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
    • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
    • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
    • 13) What's your religion?
    • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
    • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
    • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
    • 17) What was the last lie you told?
    • 18) Do you believe in karma?
    • 19) What does your URL mean?
    • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
    • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
    • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
    • 23) How do you vent your anger?
    • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
    • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
    • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
    • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
    • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
    • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
    • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
    • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
    • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
    • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
    • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
    • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
    • 36) Define Art.
    • 37) Do you believe in luck?
    • 38) What's the weather like right now?
    • 39) What time is it?
    • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
    • 41) What was the last book you read?
    • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
    • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
    • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
    • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
    • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
    • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
    • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
    • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
    • 50) Do you believe in magic?
    • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
    • 52) What is your astrological sign?
    • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
    • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
    • 55) Love or lust?
    • 56) In a relationship?
    • 57) How many relationships have you had?
    • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
    • 59) Where were you yesterday?
    • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
    • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
    • 62) What's your favorite animal?
    • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
    • 64) Where is your best friend?
    • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
    • 66) What is your heritage?
    • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
    • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
    • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
    • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
    • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
    • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
    • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
    • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
    • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
    • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
    • 77) How can I win your heart?
    • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
    • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
    • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
    • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
    • 82) What is your favorite word?
    • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
    • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
    • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
    • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
    • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
    • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
    • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
    • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
    • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
    • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
    • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
    • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
    • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
    • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
    • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
    • 98) Ever been on a plane?
    • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
    Reblogged from: lil-cupcakexx
  5. mitchlions:

    doctor10by10:

    finnkurtismydrug:

    gayasthefourthofjuly7:

    image

    99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.

    Reblogging because I care, not because of the guilt trip ^

    Same as above.

    I think it’s good tumblr is being used to raise money for someone with a disability =).

    Reblogged from: i-ship-merome
  6. troyesivan:

hiiiiii everyone! 
SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha
I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.
Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.
TRXYE is out August 15. 
Click here to keep updated!
<3
Troye x
Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook


Yesssss

    troyesivan:

    hiiiiii everyone! 

    SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha

    I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.

    Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.

    TRXYE is out August 15. 

    Click here to keep updated!

    <3

    Troye x

    Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook

    Yesssss

    Reblogged from: tyleroakley
  7. ha i feel bad for people with thigh gaps

    ha i feel bad for people with thigh gaps

    Reblogged from: teenagerposts
  8. art-blog-for-arty-things:

I feel I should apologise for all of this….

    art-blog-for-arty-things:

    I feel I should apologise for all of this….

    Reblogged from: art-blog-for-arty-things
  9. makingtheuniverse:

    shh.. no fights just love

    Reblogged from: makingtheuniverse
  10. intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math


Yup

    intergaylactic:

    freakbast:

    so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

    so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

    it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

    without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

    he spent $34

    hes the guy we learn about in math

    Yup

    Reblogged from: sprite-vodka
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